Glutton: (Noun) An excessively greedy eater.

Hey guys, I'm back! Sorry, I don't normally take off for stupid holidays like President's Day or Columbus Day or Easter or what have you... But, I decided I wanted a day off. So, there. Anyway, it looks like I missed a ton of good gossip yesterday. Such as, Lindsay Lohan fired back at weight loss rumors at a fashion week event this weekend after many of us have been noticing that there has been considerably... Less of her lately.

"I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's," she told Us Sunday at the Matthew Williamson NYC store opening. "I eat just as much as I always have."

The 22-year-old actress said she thinks she has just been "working a lot." She said she also blames "stress ... and lack of sleep when I travel." (Source)

This is clearly a bold-faced lie. Working a lot? Lindsay Lohan? We're talking about the same firecrotch now, aren't we? Furthermore, it's obvious she's lying about the Big Mac thing because these are photos from the actual event and I don't see a large, Big Mac shaped protrusion sticking out of her stomach like a python that just swallowed a live cow.