Gene Pool: (Noun) The stock of different genes in an interbreeding population.Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony continued their united front of solidarity at Rat Face's show at Madison Square Garden on Valentine's Day, even bringing their one-year-old twins, Max and Emme onstage with them at the end. Judging by little Max here, I'm going to go ahead and say that these kids
probably don't get their looks from their mom's side of the family. I'm going to say that because it's not nice to say that a baby looks like a Puerto Rican cross between Mini Me and
Gollum. And if there's one thing I like to keep around here, it's a sense of decorum.



It's like he gobbled up all the lumpy-faced, chain-smoked, dead-janitor-eyed genes available.
Holy crap, that looks exactly like Mini-Anthony. That's freaky. Aaah I can't look...AAAAAAAH!
Aw, that's too bad. Ugly babies are the worst. Jennifer Lopez looks really pretty in these pictures.
If only Gigli hadn't happened...