Gag
Gag: (Verb) To choke or retch.New BFF alert! Reportedly aging, stale hipster actress Drew Barrymore has latched onto the younger, fresher hipster actress Ellen Page. Yippee! Oh, that was an exclamation of sarcasm, by the way.
Ellen Page, 22, joined Drew, 34, at the Palazzo in Las Vegas on Feb. 21 to celebrate their shared birthday weekend with "birthday cakes, Red Bull and champagne," an insider tells OK!.
In fact the pair was so chummy that standing "arm in arm" at a Cat Power show at Avalon Hollywood on Feb. 10, "Drew rested her head on Ellen's shoulder and rubbed her nose on her neck," an onlooker says. (Source)
It's funny. I just like, knew that Ellen Page would eventually do something to make me wanna puke... And look! Now it's happened. I've had my suspicions in the past, but I think this proves that I'm clearly psychic. Although having the power to see into the future to know which celebrities will annoy you is pretty much the most useless psychic power ever. Why couldn't it have something to do with the lottery? Stupid life.
More of Juno at the Independent Spirit Awards:
What's wrong with Drew Barrymore? She's gotten up to some silliness in her time, but she seems like a nice woman.
I see Drew is still a drunk.
Better than my psychic power: I have the ability to predict 'scenes' just before falling asleep and they appear without fail within three days, on television. Usually obscure old 80's movies (Who but I can predict a 3 a.m. airing of 'Baby Boom' with Diane Keaton with any degree of accuracy?)
I don't watch television at all, unless I get one of those complete mental previews, then I'll surf around the next two days until I see it. This is my honest to goodness mutant power, and it is full of mighty fail.
Hey replica, I share your mutant power somewhat. I'll think of a movie or an actor I haven't seen in awhile and a couple of days later it/he/she'll be on. Oh and if I learn a new word, I'm gonna hear it over and over for the next couple days. Don't watch much tv either the hubby's the tv hawk and he's the one who usually says, remember that movie you mentioned, actor or whatever, well it's on right now.
Drew looks like she has a chest boner, Ellen looks like she's out way past her bedtime, and both look like a steaming pile of fail.