Functional
Functional: (Adjective) Complying with norms of social behavior.Tom Cruise decided to pull a Heidi and Spencer and release these ridiculously staged candids from their family trip to Disney World last weekend. Because... This totally works for Heidi and Spencer, right? I mean, look how happy they are! There's almost zero chance of any mind control or secret, freaky ass play going on behind the scenes. How could there be? They're all smiling!
I have no idea who Random McHangeron is, but why do I get the feeling he's boinking Tom Cruise? And why do I get the feeling I'm about to be sued?
I believe Random McHangeron is his adopted son... prepare to be muzzled and dragged from your home.
Isn't that Connor, the adopted son? Great, now a whole other level of ickiness is upon this site....
Is that his son?
She's in a Cinderella costume? I don't know, that girl's going to be a 'handful'--to put it prettily--when she gets older.
This whole photo-op seemed so bizarre to me, what with the people hanging in the background and gawking and taking photos of the little girl...does she even have any friends? She can't possibly be growing up normal with those two as parents AND her being shown around like a cute puppy. It's so weird.