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In Jessica Simpson Fat Watch news: Jessica Simpson wore daisy dukes to a concert in Madison, Wisconsn last week, because she's still got it, dammit! Also; still together with Tony Romo; still fatting it up all over the place.

On Saturday, the couple spent a cozy evening together at the Great Dane Pub in Madison, Wis., following Simpson's gig opening for Rascal Flatts. Security guards prevented onlookers from snapping photos, but a witness tells Page Six the two looked "very much together." Simpson didn't seem too concerned about her weight - our spy also reports she was drinking "lots of beer." (Source)

To be fair, somebody could have told her it was a brand new zero calorie beer. Once when I was in college a few of my friends and I were going out for wings at a wing bar, and our one stupid hippie vegetarian friend wanted to go so we were all like, "Suuure, you can just order the tofu wings." Long story short, she came along and then like, actually tried to order tofu wings. So yeah, that's pretty much exactly the sort of stupidity I'd expect from Jessica Simpson.