Exaggerated
Exaggerated: (Adjective) Represent something as being larger, better, or worse than it really is.Between the recent weight controversy of Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan, I guess a couple people have also commented on Mischa Barton's figure. So Mischa, who is basically like a more useless and less interesting version of Lindsay Lohan, took to her blog to dispel rumors like she isn't totally excited that people are paying attention to her in the first place.
So lately there's been a lot of crazy press about my weight and just so you guys know I'm happier and healthier than ever so there is no need to worry about me. Things are really well in Mischa world and I've just been watching what I eat. (Source)
Mischa World? What's that? I wonder if it's anything like Disney World. Except instead of animal costumes everyone dresses up like hippies with Downs Syndrome and smokes pot like it's their job. Which is ironic, right? Because in Mischa World, having a "job" is strictly forbidden. I know, it's crazy, but I don't make the rules in Mischa World.
"crazy press", ha. more like bored chuckles, as everyone assumes she's on coke, along with Lohan, and Tori Spelling who takes the prize for looking ragged as hell. a dim silver lining of this economic beatdown, seeing the desperate hangers-on get into a frenzy of skinnybone attention vamping, somehow ignoring the blistering truth- you have very little talent, and you are wearing your pink slip smack dab in the middle of every sentence, every smile, every attempt to re-enter the slovenly money drenched world of pseudo celebrity... just give it up before I track you down and mug you of your pot.
Man, that bitch is low-rent.
That is her purse?! I thought she was carrying a small rodent cage around for some reason (for all I know, that's the new "in" thing--you know, like stupid forehead band).