Disasterbacle
Disasterbacle: (Noun) A disaster of epic proportions; an ignominious failure.Jessica Simpson had an "off night" performing a show in Grand Rapids Michigan last night. And by "off night" I mean she more or less constantly fucked up, forgot her own lyrics and ended up running offstage in tears.
"Jessica had an off night," Cindi Berger, a representative for Simpson, said Friday. "She's a perfectionist, and wanted to start some of the songs over. She always wants to give her best performance to her fans."
Simpson apologized to the supportive audience of about 9,000 by mouthing the word "sorry" on two large video screens. (Source)
I'm a perfectionist, too. But for some strange reason, when a cop asks you to close your eyes and walk in a straight line, they don't appreciate you asking if you can start over. I guess Jessica Simpson could really teach the Philadelphia police department a little something about the concept of perfectionism.
More of Miss Perfectionist at an airport earlier this week with -- gasp!!! -- no makeup!
I believe she hates performing now and does it for mom and dad to help make them money. Do you remember Jessica Simpson Messes Up On Dolly Parton Tribute And Cries Her Way Off Stage? Stage fright or performance anxiety is the anxiety, fear, or persistent phobia which may be aroused in an individual by the requirement to perform in front of an audience, whether actually or potentially (for example, when performing before a camera). In the context of public speaking, this fear is termed glossophobia, one of the most common of phobias. Such anxiety may precede or accompany participation in any activity involving public self-presentation.Performance anxiety may often be observed among such public performers as athletes and musicians. Here it is manifested as a fear of "underperforming" (whether in the estimation of the viewing public or that of later critical reaction).
Quite often stage fright arises in a mere anticipation of a performance, often a long time ahead. It has numerous manifestations: fluttering or pounding heart, tremor in the hands and legs, diarrhea, facial nerve tics, dry mouth. Stage fright may be observed in people of all experience and background, from beginners to professionals. Some musicians use beta blockers to avoid stage fright during auditions, and performances.[1] In other cases, performers use alcoholic beverages to ease their stage fright. There have been many cases in which this habit has led to alcoholism.
She should stick to modelling and selling her beauty products and fashion line which makes her a very nice living.
I can't wait for this Special-Ed reject to jump off the roof of some Butthole Tennessee KFC.
She may be a world-class twit, but...*sigh* Oh, to look like that without make-up....
*slap* *slap*
youuuuuu, get out of my sight.