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Did you know that Kristen Stewart smokes pot? Because Kristen Stewart really wants you to know that she smokes pot. Because if she didn't smoke pot, she sure as heck wouldn't advertise it on her tits, that's for sure.

This reminds me of a story. When I was in high school, my neighbor who was a total Milhouse a few years younger than me showed up to school one day wearing a tie-dyed T-shirt with a pot leaf in the middle of it. Like, this kid was a boy scout and everything. I think to this day he's probably a scout leader somewhere. Anyway, we all made fun of him for having a pot leaf on his shirt and he said he got it from a Renaissance Fair that his mom took him to, and that she said that it was an "herb." And we were like, yeah it's an herb all right. Anyway, long story short he got sent home from school for wearing it and we all laughed and laughed and laughed. The end. Moral of the story? Kristen Stewart is the lamest person I've ever seen wearing weed apparel.

Hey look, I'm stoned, like, all the time. Get it?:

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10 Comments


Marra said:

Whatev, I like Kristen Stewart. I feel like we could get high and talk about dumb shit together. Although, pot clothing is wicked lame.


javelin said:

I had a pot leaf tongue ring at one point... other than that I can't see how weed-apparel is beneficial, unless you're on vacation or something and want to meet up with fellow stoners.


Tallulah said:

Ugh. Kristen Stewart is beyond dull, and she's yet to make anything worth a damn, that I've seen. Her sourpuss attitude seems to come out in every character.

On another note - love your site.


Jadine said:

Because nothing says you're mature like advertising the fact that you smoke pot.


Alex said:

So remind me again why she isn't being threatened with charges when she was photographed smoking and yet the Olympic gold medal winner is?


Dylan said:

I'm glad to hear that she's open about her marijuana use (Although I hate weed apparel and Stoner Culture in general. It's one of the major obstacles that's preventing a general acceptance).
The first step to getting rid of the stigma associated with marijuana use is for more public figures to be out and open about it; to say, "Yes. I smoke pot. And look how well I'm doing."
I have to say, I was a little disappointed with the the way Phelps handled his media run-in last week, apologizing when he should have been advocating. The guy holds seven World Records in swimming and has fourteen Olympic Gold Medals, and he smokes weed. If that doesn't dispel the "marijuana will ruin your life" propaganda, then I don't know what will.


Mrs. Plainview said:

True that. More people need to stand up for the Demon Weed. Individuals are scared that if they take a stand, they will be targeted (a valid fear, actually). But if thousands of law-abiding, tax-paying tokers stand up *all at once*, maybe they can send a positive message.
But weed apparel is hella-lame. And most stoner culture sets everything back forty years.


lucy said:

May we all live to see the day marijuana is legal and tacky stoner apparel no longer needs to be worn like a Jesus fish, seeking out other stoners living in secrecy.

LOVE the Milhouse story.


Andrea said:

Kristen Stewart is a great actress. If she smokes pot or not, does that mean she's bad at what she does? I guess not. Are there that many actors that never did drugs? I guess not.


hty said:

Marijuana isn't bad, it's actually good for you. The only reason why it's illegal is because of the government & their need for power & money, it's always about the goddamn government, so if you wanna smoke up, go ahead.