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John Mayer revealed exclusively to the website PopSugar that he will, in fact, be accompanying Jennifer Aniston to this Sunday's Oscars. Aniston is rumored to be presenting.

"I’ll give you the scoop. I’m going to the Oscars. That’s a PopSugar scoop. It’s my first Oscars. And it’s my first being an Oscar boyfriend. (Source)

Well that's really nice. Really, really nice. A lesser man might take umbrage with being a glorified purse holder on his lady's big night. Good thing John Mayer isn't some kind of self-absorbed douchebag or anything. Oh wait, except, he totally is. So yeah, I'm no psychic, but I see a threesome with two large-breasted blondes in John Mayer's immediate future. That's right, Johnny Boy, you still the man.

More of Johnny Boy and Jen's romantic Valentine's weekend in the Bahamas: (Editor's note: Ewwww! Douche cooties!)