California Roll: (Noun) A popular form of sushi made of avocado, crabmeat, carrot, and cucumber and wrapped in vinegared rice and nori.

You know what I bet apologizing to an entire race of people you offended makes you hungry for? The food from their native land. Naturally! Presumably, that's why Miley Cyrus headed out for sushi immediately following her second apology over that racist picture.

"The irony was really hard to ignore," one diner says. "First of all, who ever heard of this place. Secondly, this was just after her apology."

"She was with (Hannah co-star) Emily Osment along a with a young man. They were enjoying sushi. They shared a few rolls, dined in. They sat at table chitchatting about nothing without a care in the world." (Source)

I get it. I really do. Personally, when I inadvertently piss of legions of Jonas Brothers fans on this very blog, it always makes me crave hot dogs. Get it? Because the Jonas brothers are a bunch of weenies! Zing! Now if you'll excuse me, I just got a hankering for a foot long with kraut and mustard.