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Kevin Federline, who's biggest achievement to date is getting Britney Spears knocked up (twice!) is planning to try his hand at entrepreneurship by starting his very own childrens' clothing line.

"It's a really tough business, I'm trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans," said the rapper, who receives $20,000 a month in child support from ex Britney Spears.

"You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone," he went on. "With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable." (Source)

I literally had to rub my eyes in disbelief after reading this. Yeah, because jeans under $200 for kids are so hard to come by these days. It's called Gap Kids, you horse's ass. Boys jeans cost like $30 bucks there. What's K Fed going to invent next, some kind of revolutionary yet affordable tissue paper that you wipe your ass with? Because in these tough economic times, not everyone can afford to do it with $100 bills anymore.

K Fat out with the kids and girlfriend Victoria Prince in LA recently: