Boy Toy: (Noun) A young man who offers himself as a sex object for women.

In other news, Madonna is still banging her pet model, Jesus Luz. The two were seen in New York City's meatpacking district this weekend, supposedly while celebrating Jesus' 22nd birthday. So what is a reasonably attractive 22-year-old getting out of "servicing" a dried up old piece of jerky like Madonna?

Since being linked to Madonna, it's perhaps no surprise Jesus's modeling career has been given a huge boost.

His former agent Sergios Mattos, who runs 40 Graus Models, told the New York Post that Jesus stopped taking his calls after meeting Madonna and has now signed to the more high-profile Ford Models. (Source)

So incredible fame and fortune and all you have to do is help Madonna exercise the ol' kegels now and then? Well to be fair, I guess Satan just isn't buying up souls as much these days, with the economy the way it is.