Backup
Backup: (Noun) A person or thing that can be called on if necessary; a reserve.Good news for Jennifer Aniston! If John Mayer doesn't want to settle down with her, there's someone else who will! And he wants to rock her world.
If things don’t work out with Mayer, Aniston has a second singing suitor waiting in the wings: “Rock of Love” bad boy Bret Michaels.
“Bret is really crushing on Jen,” a pal of Michaels confides. “He says she’s the kind of girl you can have a good time with, but can still take home to Mom.” (Source)
God. That's like the same exact thing he says on "Rock of Love." I swear, Bret Michaels is the most uncreative person ever. It amazes me that he wrote "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" on his own and even that is like the most redundant song ever. Anyway, I think he's out of luck this time because last time I checked Jennifer Aniston was just desperate, not outright fucking suicidal.
More of Fat Arms McGruff playing at the Palms last week:
"Aniston was just desperate, not outright fucking suicidal..."
Oh she's gettin' there..
ya know Bret, once your mom is 90 and half blind you can pretty much bring a mop with sunglasses home to her. I hope that makes your tail wag! Now follow your sniff-happy nose far far away.
I dunno, they seem pretty evenly matched to me.
Do they have the same face or am i trippin'?
NAH, these two wont work. Too much competition re "the hair".
They actuallty look alike, so true love??? Nothing egotistical actors/celebs love more than themselves.
Brad Pitt to Vaughn to Mayer to whoever. The DOWNGRADE continues LOL
maybe he just wants to get her hair for new extensions! lol