Accessorize: (Verb) To serve as a fashion accessory to a garment.

Oooh, I love this story. Love it, love it, love it. Madonna is actually bringing her fuck boy, Jesus Luz, out in public for Oscar night. That'll show Guy Ritchie what's what.

“Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night,” a pal tells OK! “Madonna is planning on using the Vanity Fair party to introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend, and she wants everything to be perfect!" (Source)

She's wants everything to be perfect? She's a 50-year-old woman bringing a 22-year-old model with the IQ of cabbage to the Oscars. The only way it's going top be perfect is if she hops into a time machine and transports herself back to an age where bringing a 22-year-old model with the IQ of cabbage to the Oscars wasn't totally pathetic. But, since time machines don't exist yet, she'll just have to settle for pathetic. That's kind of close to perfect, right?