About Time: (Phrase) Used to convey that something now happening or about to happen should have happened earlier.

Surprise! Holly Madison has ended her relationship with Criss Angel. I think it had something to do with, you know, her being Holly Madison and him being Criss Angel.

"All she's doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of," said an insider. "She's still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef.

"Then she ran into the arms of Criss Angel," the source told Us. "But then it's like, 'This is not everything I thought it would be.'" (Source)

It wasn't everything she thought it would be? What did she think it would be? He's a magician, for chrissakes. Enough fucking said. That's like dating a homeless person and being like: "Oh wait, so you really do sleep outside on the ground? And eat things out of the trash? Huh. No, no, that's cool... Oh boy, look at the time! I have really got to get going."

The beauty and the douchegician in happier times: