Yee-haw: (Exclamation) An expression of enthusiasm or exuberance, typically associated with rural inhabitants of the southern U.S.

You all know how much I hate the Hogan family, and how much it would sadden me for anything good to happen to any of them. So unfortunately I have to report that Brooke Hogan has finally scored a high-profile gig... Wrestling at the Florida State Fair!!! Pssssyche!!!

Wilson Media tells tbt* and The Juice* that the deal is "90 percent done," but Hogan is "due to wrestle" Rick Flair's son in a circus tent after the last show of the day by Circus Hollywood. Now that shows some promise. (Source)

I love that "Brooke Hogan" and "circus tent" are finally being uttered together in the same sentence. Never have two things been more destined to go together since peanut butter met jelly. On a side note, I wonder what a sweet gig like that pays? Aside from the obvious prestige, of course.

More of the family freak show driving around Ocean Drive in a miniature Cadillac Escalade: