Witticism: (Noun) A witty remark.

Katy Perry is such a joke. Oh, I mean Katy Perry told a joke. Sorry, knee-jerk reaction there. Yeah, so remember her celibacy vow? Pure humor. For some strange reason nobody got it.

"I am not going to be celibate," Perry, 24, said with a laugh during a conference call with reporters on Thursday. "That was a joke, and any fine journalist would have got that."

"Please," she now says, "celibacy for the whole year? I'd rather die." (Source)

So I take it that means we shouldn't get our hopes up on that vow of silence, either? But anyway, being that I'm one of those "journalists" (shut up) who reported on that story, I do believe that Katy Perry has just insulted my integrity. That's fine Katy, insult my integrity all you want; but last time I checked you're the one who had a conference call over what goes in and out of your vagina. Check and mate.

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