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God, celebrities are so predictable. After news broke of their impending divorce, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going on a "Happy Marriage Publicity Tour," which kicked off with a very public, extended holiday vacation in Puerto Rico. Once "source" (a.k.a. J. Lo's publicist) says this:

"The marriage is experiencing frustrations because of the added stress of the twins," says another source familiar with the situation, "but they will work things out. They love each other, and that will dictate what happens. I don't think divorce is in the picture." (Source)

Really, who are they fooling? This charade will continue until people kind of forget about them for a few minutes, and then all of a sudden they'll sneak in their divorce announcement like it was their idea in the first place. And the only difference between now and then is that by then I'll be effing sick of writing about it. Ohhhhhh... Well played, J Lo. Well played.

More of J. Lo and Rat Face at the inauguration ceremony of Puerto Rican Governor Luis Fortuno. Editor's note: notice the blatant showing off of the wedding ring!