Triumph: (Noun) The state of being victorious or successful.

Jessica Simpson performed in Virginia last night where she opened for shitty pop country band Rascal Flatts; miraculously and gracefully keeping her head held high amidst the current speculation over her sudden affliction with being totally fat.

Clad in black leather pants, a hip-length black blazer and silver go-go heels, Simpson, 28, hit the stage promptly at 8:01 p.m. and performed a 40-minute set, opening with "These Boots" before introducing the tune, "Still Beautiful."

"This song is off my new record... and it's about finding the beauty in life, no matter what happens," she told the audience at the University of Virginia's John Paul Jones Arena, where she performed with Rascal Flatts. Simpson later added, "Always remember that someone out there has it worse than you." (Source)

It's always heartwarming to hear a story of someone who overcomes the odds and prevails over adversity. Now that Jessica Simpson has conquered the naysayers and performed despite her crippling obesity, maybe now she can get back to focusing on her so-called career. I mean, does she even have one anymore? She's opening for Rascal motherfucking Flatts, for chrissakes.