Tragic: (Adjective) Causing or characterized by extreme distress or sorrow.
Remember New Kids on the Block's big reunion last year? So how's that been going, anyway? Well, I can tell you this, they've got one huge gig lined up. Just don't say I didn't
tell you it was on a cruise ship.
Traveling from Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. to the Bahamas, NKOTB will entertain fans on board with special performances and meet and greets. Jokes McIntyre: "We're not going to be drinking pina coladas, we'll be serving them!" (Source)
Wow. That would be funny if it weren't just s'darn sad. Oh, who am I kidding, it's still hilarious. But more hilarious in a way like if you're watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" and some guy accidentally gets hit in the nuts by a golf club. Like, "Yow, that smarts! But its still really fucking funny!"** Editor's note: Bob Saget 4EVA!