Support: (Verb) Bear all or part of the weight of; hold up.

Apparently the gossip community and world at large weren't the only ones taken aback by Jessica Simpson's recent weight gain, because none other than Ashlee Simpson is the latest to come out to attack her. Can you believe it? Her very own sister, for God's sake.

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News. (Source)

No wait... I read that wrong the first time. I totally thought she said: "I am completely disgusted by my sister's weight." Huh. I guess that makes more sense now. Boy is my face red! Teach me to skim, right?

More of Ashlee and her Gay Monchichi on New Year's Eve: