Standards
Standards: (Noun) A level of quality or attainment.Just because Nicolette Sheridan has no qualms with letting David Spade shove his weaselly little tongue down her throat doesn't mean she'll settle for just any tiny, blonde-haired man. Especially not Ryan "Smooth Operator" Seacrest.
On Friday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, she asks the single Desperate Housewives star if she'd ever go on a date with the American Idol host. "That's gross," she says. "I've met him." (Source)
After already having sunk to frenching David fucking Spade, that's unequivocally like saying "I'd rather brush my teeth with dog shit than go out with Ryan Seacrest." Or, I'd rather lick Michael Moore's taint than go out with Ryan Seacrest." Just throwing them out there. But I doubt Seacrest cares, anyway. I don't think he's into women, much less humans. That freak probably gets off to like insects or something.
More of Johnny Smiles at the Golden Globes:
It's sad that Spade turned into a comb-over pervert. He was funny back in the day.
She freaks me out! Yuk!
I can totally picture him molesting grasshoppers in his bathtub at night, while listening to an audio recording of Sharon Osbourne bitch (she sounds like an insect to me). SIck! good catch, Stacey, you should have your own "to catch a really lame predator".