Obama has a lot of people to thank for getting where he is today. Not the least of which: George Jefferson. (Pajiba)

Naked Eliza Dushku will hopefully ensure against "Dollhouse" getting shitcanned. (Popoholic)

Julia Roberts is decidedly unappreciative of having her picture taken. (The Blemish)

Bud Bundy is back, bitches! Back!!!! (Seriously? OMG!)

Paris Hilton made out with someone as rich and culturally irrelevant as she is. (Celebitchy)

And in more P-Hilt news... Rejoice! For a new Paris Hilton sex tape is on its way. (Yeeeah!)

How the hell did Kal Penn score speaking at Obama's inauguration?! (Best Week Ever)

Wow, this is pretty amazing that not one but two people would actually wear this fugly dress. (Ayyyy!)

Muppet Face + Carny Boobs + Spunk Gel = Ca-lassy Lady. (cityrag)

Here's a list of the top 25 American Idol contestants ever. (BuddyTV)

Alyson Hannigan Bump Watch! (BricksAndStones)

Miley Cyrus is still dressing like a sluttier Lolita. (IDWYL)

That little whore also got busted for texting in church. (CelebWarship)