You don't get many John Cusack retrospectives with alcohol pairings. (Pajiba)

It's Paris Hilton's tits! Again! What a surprise! (Yeeeah!)

Michael Cera is going to do Arrested Development whether we have to chain him up and yell "Act, you whiny bitch!" at him. (The Blemish)

Angelina Jolie is like the Kriss Kross of actresses. Oh yeah I did just throw in a Kriss Kross reference! Word! (Seriously? OMG!)

Ashton Kutcher has taken to YouTube and Twitter to bitch about his neighbors. Mature! (Celebitchy)

Because you can never get enough Beckham butt. David Beckham, anyway. (cityrag)

More on Kelly Osbourne's entrance into rehab. Spoiler alert: it's because she's an overall spoiled little fuck-up! (CelebWarship)

That Hasslebeck bitch is knocked up again! (POTP)

See Megan Fox before she was "hot" and only "kinda hot." (Popoholic)

Here's a list of the Top 100 TV shows of the past 20 years. "Supernatural" made it! (BuddyTV)