What's the worst thing you've ever done? I stuck a roommate's toothbrush in the toilet once. Does that count? (Pajiba)

Lily Allen got her lesbo swerve on with identical twins. Sounds sexy, except not. (Yeeeah!)

Name that celebrity crotch! (The Blemish)

Katie Holmes might be carrying another little Xenu baby. (Seriously? OMG!)

NO. NO. NO. NO. Studio execs plan to ruin the shit out of good old racist, violent as fuck Tom & Jerry. (Celebitchy)

Victoria Beckham is a climate rebel. (Ayyyy!)

Tom Cruise is the new Skeletor. (cityrag)

Donnie Wahlberg miraculously continues to score ass. (CelebWarship)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer might be getting engaged but they might also be breaking up. Your call. (BricksAndStones)

Paris Hilton is the new face of FILA. In other news, the FILA marketing people are on crack. (HQ Celeb)

Heather Graham is all kinds of hot. Why doesn't she get any work these days? (Popoholic)