Here are the five hottest movie vampires. Robert Pattinson intentionally omitted. (Pajiba)

Shia LeBeouf brings new meaning to the word douchebag. (Yeeeah!)

Mariah Carey acted like a dick at Obama's Neighborhood Ball because she had to sit with the commoner celebrities. (The Blemish)

Let's all point and laugh as Courteney Cox shills for Tampax in 1985. (Seriously? OMG!)

Blossom's Mayim Bialik wants to get back into acting. Whoa! (Celebitchy)

I refuse to believe that Megan Fox and Zac "with a C" Efron were flirting. RE-FUSE. (Celebslam)

Robert Downey Jr. is keepin' it real. (Agent Bedhead)

Victoria Beckham looks like a sexbot in Russian Vogue. (CelebSmack)

More Dania Ramirez photos than you can shake a dick at. (usemycomputer)

Here's gratuitous Ryan Reynolds working out at the gym, because I love you all. (Lainey Goss)

Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog, separated at birth? (omg blog)