Dustin can never resist a potshot at my preciouses Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles. (Pajiba)

AnnaLynne McCord just picked herself up a new nickname! (Yeeeah!)

David Silver was too good to take Megan Fox to the Golden Globes. (The Blemish)

Corey Haim's new TV show is sadder than the ending to Titanic. (Seriously? OMG!)

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have lookalike designer ad campaigns coming out. Fight! Fight! (Celebitchy)

Benji Madden is still so upset over Paris Hilton that he doesn't even want to bang hot models. Awww... (Celebslam)

Somebody finally sticks it to those airbushed-out-the-ass celebrities. (Agent Bedhead)

Oh, apparently some whore auditioned for "American Idol" in a bikini. Who the hell does she think she is, Megan Hauserman? (CelebSmack)

What's this? Debra Messing not wearing something totally hideous? I don't believe it. (usemycomputer)

I still hate PETA but this is definitely one of their better ads. (popbytes)

Apparently Vanessa Hudgens is actually not in the running for the part of the werewolf for the new Twillight movie. So I guess she can keep shaving her legs for now. (Lainey Goss)

David Cook finally takes those 12-year-old bitches to task. (omg blog)