Second Rate
Second Rate: (Adjective) Of mediocre or inferior quality.The People's Choice awards were held last night, and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt won big collecting Favorite Female Action Star and Favorite Leading Man awards. However, neither of whom were on hand to accept their awards. Wanna know why? Because nobody important goes to the People's Choice awards. Which is why, pictured here, we have Jay Mohr and the surgical monstrosity formerly known as Nikki Cox.
Tons more mediocrity in fancy dresses, after the jump:
Here is AnnaLynne McCord, "90210" actress. Seriously? This chick is supposed to be a high school student? She doesn't look a day under 35.
Speaking of "90210," why is that like the only work Jennie Garth can get? Looking at these photos, she's actually kind of a knockout.
I don't think there's any other actress out there who fails as consistently at fashion as Debra Messing. At this point it's almost a joke, like your aunt who wears the same tacky sweater every Christmas even though everybody knows it's ugly and has bells sewn onto it. Sure, the joke is old and not funny anymore; but at the same time if she showed up dressed normally, everyone would be like, "Awww... Where's the sweater?"
Dakota Fanning gets a pass from me, because she's adorable and I love her and she's always dressed age appropriate, unlike some of these little skanks. *cough*Miley Cryrus*cough*
Terri Hatcher is terrifying, as always. To make matters worse she's rocking a Catholic school nun hairdo. Because the only thing more terrifying than Terri Hatcher is a Catholic school nun.
Speaking of "90210," why is that like the only work Jennie Garth can get? Looking at these photos, she's actually kind of a knockout.
I don't think there's any other actress out there who fails as consistently at fashion as Debra Messing. At this point it's almost a joke, like your aunt who wears the same tacky sweater every Christmas even though everybody knows it's ugly and has bells sewn onto it. Sure, the joke is old and not funny anymore; but at the same time if she showed up dressed normally, everyone would be like, "Awww... Where's the sweater?"
Dakota Fanning gets a pass from me, because she's adorable and I love her and she's always dressed age appropriate, unlike some of these little skanks. *cough*Miley Cryrus*cough*
Terri Hatcher is terrifying, as always. To make matters worse she's rocking a Catholic school nun hairdo. Because the only thing more terrifying than Terri Hatcher is a Catholic school nun.
Jesus Christ, her mouth looks like it's about to swallow the rest of her head! The last mouth I remember seeing that was that out of proportion was Mary Tyler Moore's.
And since I'm being a bitch, it looks like the weight she lost somehow attached itself to him. Eek!
I remember when Nikki Cox used to be pretty. And dear god the hate I have for skeletor Hatcher is scary. I do not understand how we are supposed to consider her attractive in any way.
What the difference between Jay Mohr and Spenser Pratt?
The men's room where Mohr works his tricks doesn't allow paparazzi; it's part of the thrill of getting serviced at Pratt's.