Sacrilege: (Noun) Violation or misuse of what is regarded as sacred.

Nancy Cartwright, the stupid Scientologist cunt who voices Bart Simpson's on "The Simpsons," has officially gone too far. In the above clip, which a good Samaritan with a YouTube account purportedly found on his or her answering machine, Cartwright uses Bart Simpson's identity to cold call invites to a Hollywood Scientology event, saying "It's gonna be a blast, man!"

As terrible and henious as this is, I suppose there's still a bright side. After all, instead of belonging to a fucked up celebrity brainwashing cult, she could always be a child predator or something. Because trust me, that could turn out so much worse.