Replaceable
Replaceable: (Adjective) Able to be replaced.Paris Hilton's BFF Brittany Flickinger just found out the hard way that Paris Hilton's "Best Friend of Forever" is just as expendable as one of her handbags, pinks cars, or stupid, sickly-looking dogs she always used to lug around. While staying at Sundance, Paris ditched her BFF for Danity Kane whore Aubrey O'Day.
"Paris kept ditching Brittany for Aubrey," said our source. Friday night, the two left Flickinger at the Eldridge and went across the street to Tao, where the former Best Friend Forever found them at 2 a.m. "She was crying and screaming, 'Paris, stop leaving me!' " said our snitch. (Source)
What a drama whore. With all the problems going on in the world today, there are worse things that can happen than being friend-dumped by Paris Hilton. Like getting a hangnail. Ow! Or spilling milk. Or, you know, actually being friends with Paris Hilton. So really, you just kind of have to look at it that way.
More of Paris with Brittany and that stupid hat at Sundance:
I always wonder how celebrities make friends at all. That Paris Hilton has no clue what friendship is doesn't surprise me in the least.
But it also seems to me genuinely well-meaning people who are celebrities, who have to keep up appearances as a matter of course, are in a position to hurt those near them constantly without meaning to. And all that attention and cameras, while attracting some really stupid people, must keep anyone who doesn't want their whole life on the Internet for everyone to gawk at away.