Except for her hair -- which a girl with hair like that should be shot for letting it be so uninteresting -- Angelina dresses like a woman who is trying to look professional without upstaging anybody. The "prime minister" joke is spot-on Stacey. If she wasn't so drop-dead gorgeous, she could sell Mary Kay while wearing that suit.

What kills me is not just how boring her clothes are but how badly fitting they are! Does she even own long pants or skirts that don't go 4 inches below her feet? Would it be too expensive to get something hemmed or fitted?

I have come to believe that Angelina Jolie has no style or sense of humor... She seems like one of those haughty people who secretly know they have nothing cool happening in their head so they stay silent and just go around adopting issues and raiding linen closets so that people will believe the hype... and Brad is sort of just another kid. Although I would adopt something like him.

It's a rare talent to take such a beautiful woman and add about 15 years to her appearance.

Blah Pitt is a blank slate.

T'is nobler to have loved and toted orphans, than ever to have had matching highlights at all.

I guess.

And I guess if we squint real hard and wish on our Treetorns, Simon LeBon is still thin, and we'll join hands and dance into the fire.

HARSH!

The woman's got six kids that she actually holds and plays with HERSELF. I say good on her for having makeup on at all.

Is it cheaper to leave your pants unhemmed than to buy shoes to match your outfit?

I don't dislike her, I just think she's incredibly boring now. I liked her better when she was with Billy Bob, licking switch blades, drinking blood, kissing her brother and then being all like "what? it's just INCEST people." That was awesome. Also, I think she's going for a Jackie O look here, but it doesn't work. She's not a Jackie O kind of girl, which is perfectly okay.

"Clowny" comes to mind, for both of them.