Ragamuffin: (Noun) Typically a homeless child or beggar dressed in ragged, dirty clothes.

Amy Winehouse is continuing her reign of terror on a small St. Lucia resort by extending her stay for an additional two entire months. And despite the best attempts of the staff to keep her away from the booze, Amy has resulted to stealing it from other guests.

A source at the £200-a-night resort said: “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.” (Source)

At this point, I think it's pretty much well established that Amy Winehouse's career as a musician is over, as she's no doubt permanently erased the music-making part of her brain with crack by now. But hey, maybe she's got a future as a mascot for a liquor company! You know, kind of like if The Hamburglar; if The Hamburglar was an angry drunk who had nits in his hair and smelled like a homeless person.

More of Amy doing acrobatics in St. Lucia. (This can't end well.)