Plumper

By Stacey on January 21, 2009 Posted in: Kevin Federline
kfed-121_1.jpgPlumper: (Noun) An overweight yet sexually attractive person.

Breaking news!!! Us Magazine is reporting is that Kevin Federline has gotten fatter. I repeat, gotten fatter. Federline was reportedly spotted out golfing with friends on Tuesday sporting a "fuller figure." Civilians should proceed with precaution when approaching K Fed, as there are seemingly no limits to this man's appetite. I'm being told that he's already consumed several neighborhood pets, and by the looks of it I think he's got at least two of his kids in there.

More of K Fat with girlfriend Victoria Prince last month:

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javelin said:

someday Britney will dig up her loot of buried Cheetos only to discover a bloated rat has nibbled its way in and died in them...

January 21, 2009 1:54 PM

hater from siloam springs said:

As someone who shares K-Fed's battle between 175 and 215, I have sympathy for him over this.

However, he could put down the third chili dog. So my sympathy only delays me from hurling jokes at him -- 'cause if you need a donut, holla, 'cause I got a whole stack.

January 21, 2009 2:28 PM

Mrs. Plainview said:

Mmmmm...donuts.
Today is also 59-cent burger day at McDonalds, so beware.

January 21, 2009 3:07 PM