Pervert
Pervert: (Noun) A person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.My gag reflex is working overtime after hearing this story. Apparently some kind of underwear burglar has been pilfering the Jonas Brothers underpants from their dressing rooms. Ugh, I know, right?
During the band's recent tour, the trio reportedly began noticing pairs of boxer shorts disappearing from their dressing rooms and initially passed it off as a gag. However when notes began to turn up in the guys' garment bags proclaiming: "Your undies are safe with us... The Undie Snatchers!" the brothers are said to have hired more security staff to keep their possessions safe. (Source)
The most disgusting thing about this is that it's pretty safe to assume that the culprit isn't a 12-year-old girl. I used to be a 12-year-old girl, and I can tell you from personal experience, it's not really their MO. 12-year-old girls want an autographed picture and maybe a half-eaten sandwich. 12-year-old girls don't want dirty underpants. But you know who does? The same kind of people who frequent Craigslist casual encounters pages and inadvertently show up for dates with Chris Hansen carrying a four-pack of watermelon-flavored Seagram's.
More of Jonas at the Golden Globes. The Golden Globes? What? Why?! Whatever:
Because gay fans would never do such a thing.
never. And there are no gay Jonas Bros. fans, I am sure -- all hetero.
However, I am equally sure that Selena Gomez had nothing to do with it because she is perfect.
Relax...it's just Miley Cyrus vicariously searching for the purity of virginity, seeing as she probably lost hers a while ago.
All I can think about right now is that scene from Sixteen Candles. Except, it's a small army of Tweener girls huddled in their leader's bedroom, all looking up in awe at a pair of boxers. Tweener chicks are fucked up.
Well, maybe their undies were clean. Nobody said they were dirty....and that is .... well, not ok...but a least, less disgusting.