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Nondescript: (Adjective) Lacking distinctive or interesting features or characteristics.I've come to the basic conclusion that there are two basic kinds of Angelina Jolie outfits: shapeless, colorless boring gowns and shapeless, colorless boring pantsuits. But that's besides the point because oh my God why are they matching? My boyfriend and I were going out one evening and he put on a sweater that was the same exact color as the shirt that I wore over to his house. Of course I demanded that he change, but he refused saying it wasn't that noticeable. So naturally our friends made fun of us mercilessly all night. I guess that's one of the advantages of being a normal person instead of a celebrity, because when you're a celebrity your assistants and handlers and so on will probably never tell you when you look like a couple of gay assholes. And I don't know about you, but I sure wouldn't trade the privilege of being called a "gay asshole" for all the money and wealth in the world. Suckers.
Is the too long hem on the pants supposed to make us believe she doesn't have feet or that she's floating? Whatever, it looks f'n retarded! Stop it.
Seriously. There's not a tailor in that arsenal of hired help they keep? Isn't there at least a nanny who knows how to use that magic iron-on hem tape?
Believe it or not, this tailoring and these clothes are worth thousands and thousands. We're just used to the normal flashy hollywood trash.
It's not the matchy-matchy I mind so much as Brad's porn-'stache.
Seriously, what gives?
Who wrote this sounds insecure. And her friends even more so. Seriously, they didn't have anything to say other than make fun of you and your boyfriend for wearing something the same colour? Big fucking deal! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are wealthy and famous. They're celebrtities and I want my celebrities to do what is not expected of them. Otherwise where's the fun? And it's teenagers who follow celebrities not the other way round. So they have every right to do this. Frankly, so does everybody else. You little minded woman will listen to what your friends, beauty magazines and beauty salons say instead of doing your own thing or being bold and wearing something different than the rest. And you spend your tme at a party checking out (and criticising) what everyone else is wearing
And I don't know about you, but I sure wouldn't trade the privilege of being called a "gay asshole" for all the money and wealth in the world.
And you call yourself an American... **shakes head**.