Mint Condition
Mint Condition: (Adjective) Of an object in pristine condition; as new.Katy Perry, who was nominated for a Grammy for her piece of shit song "I Kissed A Girl," is saying that she's taking a "vow of celibacy" after her recent break-up with Travis McCoy.
"I've actually taken a vow of celibacy this year," she tells the new issue of TV Guide. "No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry." (Source)
No kissing anyone? Well, it's not like we didn't all know Miss Bisexuality USA wasn't kissing any goddamn girls in the first place, so I guess at least now she's got an excuse. But on an unrelated note, she named her cat Kitty Purry? Was that on purpose? Like we're supposed to believe this bitch writes her own songs when she can't even come up with a decently creative name for her cat.
More of Kitty Purry at the Critic's Choice Awards:
abstinence vows should only be used as foreplay, when the vow taker has imminent plans of spectacular debauchery involving an ex's friends. For instance Jen Aniston could've been a hero by declaring "no more men" after Brad, then getting caught blowing George Clooney behind a Roadside bar and grill. But Katy will probably just turn up at an awards show licking the glitter off Bai Ling's eyeballs.
I wonder if she knows celibacy means no sex as well as no kissing?
My cat's name is Hissy Bitch. That's sort of clever, isn't it? Isn't it?
Oh never mind!
She's the worst on stage. Just marches forward and backward, miming to her lame songs. I would have been happy just to see her do the white man's overbite. Or the sprinkler! God Perry, do SOMEthing.
'k: all normal hate and props to the previous commenters, but I held off a day to say this to see if I really meant it.
She looks better after the breakup. Maybe she'll stop competing with her boyfriend now and do something profesionally that's not as embarassing as her career so far.