Malnourished

56447740websters192009121923PM.jpgMalnourished: (Adjective) Suffering from malnutrition.

Now that she doesn't have the obligation of providing nourishment to anything growing in her womb, it seems like Angelina Jolie is back on a healthy diet of consuming no actual solid food. And I guess she thought she could mask this by showing up at the Critic's Choice awards draped in whatever you call this boring ass thing she's wearing. Remember back in the good old days when Angelina Jolie used to actually eat and didn't look like corpse with fish lips? Then again, now that I think back to the "good old days" maybe they weren't so good after all, what with Bush's ass still firmly planted in the White House and gas costing well over $3 per gallon. But at least my homoerotic Angelina Jolie fantasies weren't suffering, anyway -- and isn't that what's really important? 

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5 Comments


99 said:

Nice skeletor arms. She makes Madonna look buxom


hater from siloam springs said:

Neither of them are just that pretty anymore. And it's not being a Mom that's killing Angelina: it's being evil. What's on the inside has to come out eventually.

As to Brad Pitt, meh.


So Sad said:

I think it's the combination of Botox and anorexia that make her look so dead.


m said:

i can see the evil too.

and he is just so dumb, who cares about him?

angie: you stole a dud! throw him back and find one with a spine.


Sica said:

I really feel like this couple is overrated.