Lunatic: (Noun) A mentally ill person.

I don't usually cover Lindsay Lohan's family drama because her dad is fucking insane, but it's a slow news day so what the heck. In this latest chapter, Michael Lohan has once again taken to his blog to tell the world how evil Samantha Ronson is.

“I am asking everyone out their [sic] to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SamMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life. Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha.” (Source)

What "gifts" is he talking about? Her vagina? In all seriousness though, there's self-righteousness and then there's self-righteousness that makes you go out and kill a bunch of homeless people because God spoke to you through the teapot and told you to. I'll give you one guess which kind this is. All I'm saying is it wouldn't be a bad idea for Samantha Ronson to carry a high-voltage taser on her at all times.

Lindsay with sister Ali shopping last week: