Lies
Lies: (Noun) Intentionally false statements.Oooh, I've got a good one. Are you ready for this? Really for real? Ok, here we go: Paris Hilton has only banged a "couple of people." True story. Hahahaha.
"I've only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you." (Source)
That's kind of a shame, because a wise woman once said, "A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers." No wait, that was Paris Hilton who said that, and she said it in The Hottie and the Nottie. Well either way I think she's wasting her precious gift by keeping it all to herself, because no one respects Paris Hilton anyway. She could literally join a convent and the other nuns would mutter "whore" under their breath.
More of Chastity McPrude at "The Bongo Virus" NYE party with sister Nicky:
I'd take a fake Prada bag any day over a worn burlap sack oozing with sores... speaking of which, who describes sex as a designer purse? god, it must be boring as hell to fuck her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish she'd be all "Yeah, I like sex, with lots of different guys, sometimes all at once. What's it to you? It's not like you'll ever meet any of them. And I use condoms, millions of 'em. Here, have a ladder to get down off that high horse of yours...and give me a ride." (Obv, I have no idea if she practises safe sex or not-but I'm guessing neither do you.) She's a completely inappropriately famous idiot who should have been in prison far longer, with no discernible signs of intelligence, taste or talent, a sense of entitlement even bigger than her feet, and a harmful promoter of self-obsessive, dumbed down consumer culture...but lay off the sex life already.
'Hard to get'? More like 'hard to want'!
What Paniseed said.