Kiss-Ass: (Noun) A person showing an obsequious or sycophantic eagerness to please.

The SAG Awards were last night, and I didn't feel like covering the dresses like I usually do because I got in late this morning from my second job down at the docks. At any rate, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up, and Angelina just barely managed to control her slobber while she talked about Brad to reporters on the red carpet.

"He's taught me a great deal and he's a wonderful man and a great father and one of the people... I admire most in the world because I know who he is every minute of every day. I think he's extraordinary." (Source)

Ugh, these two couldn't have their noses up each other's asses any more if they pulled down their pants and took turns giving each other rim jobs right there on the red carpet. Well Brad with the pants anyway; I guess Angelina would just have to pull aside her Gargamel cape or something. (Editor's note: Good to see she went with shapeless boring gown this time!)