Inevitable: (Adjective) Certain to happen; unavoidable.

Because arrests and rehab go together like fine wine and cheese in Hollywood, Kelly Osbourne has entered an Los Angeles rehabilitation facility!

Her rep in London says in a statement to PEOPLE, "Kelly Osbourne has voluntarily entered a medical facility to address some personal issues. Her family stands by and supports her." No further details were provided. (Source)

"Personal issues," huh? I didn't realize they made rehabs that specialized in curing spoiled, bratty, entitled bitches. But I guess if you're going to find a place like that anywhere, it'd have to be L.A. The Hilton family alone could theoretically keep the place in business for years.

Bruiser Malloy at the Flaunt Magazine anniversary party: