Genetic: (Adjective) Relating to or influenced by the origin or development of something.Kelly Osbourne has been arrested for an incident that occurred back in August, when she slapped gossip columnist Zoe Griffin for calling her fiancee Luke Worrall "stupid." Griffin also allegedly insinuated that Worrall didn't know what an earthquake was.
Oooh. Sounds like a good enough reason to me.
'She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008.'
“She has been bailed until a date in March.”
Kelly was released on bail until March.
Kelly recently revealed she would 'do anything for her man'
Kelly told Closer magazine: 'I’ve never been this mushy with anybody ever before, but this time I can’t help it. He’s perfect. Everything about him is brilliant. (Source)
Of course, the hilarious thing here is that Sharon Osbourne is currently being investigated
over the incident in which she assaulted "Rock of Love" Charm School's" Megan Hauserman when Megan insulted Sharon's husband. I guess it just goes to show: The apple really
doesn't fall far from the angry, booze-soaked, codependent, low-self esteem-having tree!
At the
Fox Winter All-Star Party last week: (The family who collects assult and disorderly conduct charges together stays together!)




Oh come now. Sharon's "assault" was the most exciting and empowering thing I've ever seen. You know how men are always beating on each other to protect the virtue of their women? Feminism has blown through, giving the women the right to return the favour.