Dog: (Noun) A despicable man or youth.

John Mayer was spotted in a Santa Monica restaurant earlier this week on an "intimate date" with with an attractive blond; although no one really knows if he and Jennifer Aniston are still together or not.

While the two keep their romance under wraps, John couldn’t hold back his feelings for her when saying goodbye. “He gave her a long kiss before they left,” adds the insider. “John has been here six times in the last two weeks but never with Jen." (Source)

So basically, he was either blatantly cheating on her or they broke up and he's just rubbing it in her face. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's relationship is like a Rubik's Cube covered in Secret Sauce to me. But one thing I can always count on is for John Mayer to uphold his fine tradition of being a total fucking douchebag.

Mayeristoner out in NYC last month: