Depends: (Brand) Adult-sized diapers marketed to those afflicted with urinary or fecal incontinence.

Madonna's latest attempt to make the upchuck rise in my esophagus comes to us with this photoshoot compliments of the good people over at W Magazine. Seriously Madonna, it's not even funny anymore. You're too old, you're too gross, and it's not shocking. It's just sad. Also, I don't care how much Vaseline they put on the camera lens, we can still see your happy trail. Gross.