Crappify
Crappify: (Verb) To take something of presumable quality and shit all over it.
I have no idea what's going on here, but for some reason Brooke Hogan apparently decided to "cover" Kelly Clarkson's song "My Life Would Suck Without You." I just hope Kelly Clarkson remembers to thank Brooke for making her song better. Maybe when Brooke is done making Kelly's songs better she can move onto bigger names like Christina Aguilera. I've always wondered how her songs would sound if they didn't have any things like depth or pitch or rhythm in them.
Also, I didn't know Yeti knew how to rollerblade. Learn something new every day:
You know: she's like a 6 or a 7 in the looks department -- definitely not completely repulsive in a photo. But when you add in her family history and her sense of public entitlement -- I mean, her dad's famous for power-slamming Andre the Giant for pete's sake, not something useful like Heidi and Spencer -- and her overconfidence in her personal appeal ... blech.
I don't know what I been tol' but a big leg woman ain't got not soul -- after that, she better have a decent personality or she's just poison.