Coordinated
Coordinated: (Verb) To match or harmonize attractively.Paris Hilton stepped out in L.A. the other day wearing a blue dress, blue cardigan sweater, blue heels, carrying a blue handbag and driving her customized blue Bentley. God, it must be nice to be Paris Hilton; to have no real life problems and positively nothing else to do with her time besides thinking up these crazy outfit-matching schemes and remembering when to take her Valtrex.
While I totally fucking despise Paris Hilton, and I coud probably douse her in gasoline and set her on fire with a smile on my face, I have to give her this one: That is a very pretty purse. Mostly because it reminds me of a cupcake for some reason. Mmmmmmm...Cupcake. Oh well. Here's hoping someone "accidently" cuts the breaks on that stupid little blue sports car of hers, then sends her on a downhill path towards the "Sharp, rusty scrapmetal factory".
but tragically, she suffers from a re-occurring nightmare in which she forgets what dicks are for. it's enough to make any professional slut question life.
I hate it when my fucking Bentley doesn't match my shoes. What kind of fucking world is this when I have to CHANGE MY SHOES to MATCH MY CAR?!
I don't get it -- there cannot be a godtopus when this kind of evil is allowed to go on for more than an instant.