Comeback: (Noun) A return by a well-known person, esp. an entertainer or sports player, to the activity in which they have formerly been successful.

So, how lucky are you guys? Two Kevin Federline stories in two days! It's like you've died and gone to Christmas! At any rate, on the heels of the news of K Fed's fattishness is a report that he may be signing onto "Dancing with the Stars" to reclaim his girlish figure.

The 30-year-old, who has danced alongside Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake and Gwen Stefani among others, has piled on the pounds in recent months - fueling speculation he'll sign the TV deal in a bid to get his dancer's body back.

"His career isn't exactly where he wants it to be. Kevin wants to get back into shape and welcomes anyone who can help him." (Source)

From the looks of Stay-Puft up there, I can tell you it's gonna take a little bit more than some fruity dancing to shake those man titties. Plus, isn't it like when animals become overweight and veterinaries discourage against vigorous activity because the animal could hurt itself? K Fed could be one tango away from snapping one of those spindly legs of his clear in half. He might want to try the old X-acto blade, plastic tubing, and bucket diet first. Otherwise known as a Tijuana liposuction.