Cockblock

55883014websters115200993658AM.jpgCockblock: (Verb) To interfere with the sexual intentions of another person.

Selena Gomez has some words for her boyfriend Little Jonas, after his brother Gay Jonas dumped Taylor Swift for Camilla Belle on the set of their video for "Lovebug."

"Just put boys in [your] videos for now on, how 'bout that?" the Wizards of Waverly Place star jokes to E!'s Daily 10. (Source)

Great idea! That's like parking your brand new Mercedes convertible next to a 1982 Toyota Camry as theft deterrent. I mean, yeah, it is a Mercedes and all, but that Camry's got some pretty sweet rims. If I was a thief I'd know which one I'd pick, anyway.

Selena Gomez at CNN Heroes back in November: (Editor's note: She's what Miley Cyrus would be like if Miley Cyrus wasn't so abrasive and whorey!)

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3 Comments


hater from siloam springs said:

Let me tell you: if Selena Gomez was my sister, I wouldn't actually participate in any incest, but I would understand why I would want to. And she's proof that you don't have to be a complete set of personality disorders in order to be a famous kid.

And I can't believe she's dating an Adrian Zmed clone. Why can't she be dating someone normal -- like George Clooney?


Stacey said:

I know... I just can't make fun of her. One of the writers over at Pajiba was an extra on her show too, and apparently she really is a nice kid. Thank goodness for that little skank Miley, huh?


figgy said:

Yeah I just immediately want to hate her for being part of the Disney machine but...damnit she looks so cute and NICE and appropriate for her age that I just can't. It's nice and very refreshing. I'll go back hating Skanky Cyrus.