Cheater: (Noun) Someone who is unfaithful to their significant other.

Now that she's out of the harem and marrying Hank Bassett, Kendra Wilkinson is spilling all the secrets from the Playboy Mansion. Such as? Apparently, Hef was all bark and no fuck.

Kendra told US Weekly: “Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office - there were never solo dates.

“I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it.” Speaking about Hugh’s oldest girlfriend, BRIDGET MARQUARDT, Kendra added: “Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' “I had to have sex so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being.” (Source)

I just knew those girls weren't really boning that old man. Not that it's all that surprising, but you'd think they would have made them sign some kind of confidentiality agreement, because you have to admit this does take some of the sick fascination away from the new series of "The Girls Next Door." Then again, they probably did, but Kendra isn't exactly the brightest bulb. She probably thought she was signing a declaration of how much she loves "Olive Garden" or something.

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