Buzzkill: (Noun) Something that spoils or ruins an otherwise enjoyable event.
Pete Wentz is in Washington D.C. to attend Obama's inauguration (really???) and all the festivities and parties that go along with it. However he states that wife Ashlee Simpson and son Baby McStupidName didn't make the trip with him.
"I think I'll explain it to him many years from now, and maybe he'll believe his dad was here, maybe not," he told Usmagazine.com Monday at The Huffington Post Pre-Inaugural Ball. (Source)
Yeah and anyway, Washington D.C. has some of the finest motels and public restrooms that our fine country has to offer. The last damn thing a guy needs is his wife and kid weighing him down when he stands to get his swerve on in the back alley blowjob capitol of the world. They don't call it The City In Which the Sexually Repressed Politician Never Sleeps for nothin', you know.
More of Wentzey and the Beard ringing in the New Year in Vegas earlier this month: